live-fast-die-beautiful

my-flourish-and-blotts:

feels-like-fire:

That did not go where I expected it to.

I take the haunted dildo and leave.
The archaeologist (via teroknortailor)

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

19920109:

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

Fall Out Boy/Panic! At The Disco - Thnks fr th Sins/Mmrs Not Tragedies
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ayogukkie:

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You know I always wondered if these two songs would go together

Answer: yes

THIS IS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT

Oh.

My.

Fucking.

God.

I didn’t know I needed this in my life.